Friday, June 20, 2008
Another Red Sox/Yankees Joke
Here's another joke my sister's boyfriend, Paul sent me. He actually sent it awhile ago, I thought it was a riot at the time. Thought I'd share it here. Paul's a huge sports fan too, he loves The Red Sox almost as much as I do! He loves the Patriots, Bruins and Celtics too. Go Boston!
Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast. The Red Sox fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Yankees fan put his over her "private area". They then called the police.
The cop lifted up the Orioles cap, and made a few notes. He then lifted the Red Sox cap and made more notes. Then he lifted the Yankees cap, put it down, lifted it again and put it down. When he lifted it the third time the Yankees fan said, ''What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?'' The cop said, I was just confused, usually when I see a Yankees cap, there's an a**hole under it.''